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musicianinmymind:

kearawinchester:

dumbledorable:

shutupmerlin:

 
So whose pee did they use? 

oh. oh nooo


NOW WE KNOW WHY.

I think the better question is…how does Moody know what Goblin Piss tastes like?

On Saturday, Doctor Who returns, kicking off the second part of the seventh series with a James-Bond inspired episode that sees the Doctor and Clara whizzing round London on a motorbike. Which is exciting if you like interesting drama with witty banter and thoughtful concepts. But less exciting if you like interesting dramas that include women on their writing teams.

Because season seven of Doctor Who will feature no female scribes at all. Not in the bombastic dinosaurs and cowboys episodes that aired last year, and not in any of the new episodes we’re about to receive. In fact, Doctor Who hasn’t aired an episode written by a woman since 2008, 60 episodes ago. There hasn’t been a single female-penned episode in the Moffat era, and in all the time since the show was rebooted in 2005 only one, Helen Raynor, has ever written for the show.

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Why Doctor Who needs more female writers (via themostfeminist)

Dramatist and author Stella Duffy – who has noted the absence of women writers, and indeed directors, from Doctor Who on her blog – thinks that there needs to be a conscious effort to recruit writers from outside the usual small pool of male writers. “Try harder. Stop assuming that men can do the job well enough. If women are saying they feel left out (and they do), if women are saying they feel marginalised (and they do), if women are saying they do not see their voices on screen … Listen to them and do something about it,” Duffy says.

“We can knock and knock, but if they won’t let us in, we’ll never get to see how big the Tardis really might be inside. Right now, the Tardis only holds men, so maybe it’s not that big, after all.”

(via stfu-moffat)

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!
awesomephilia:

My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation (via)

wheres the customize button for my face

(Source: spencerspocketcondom)

redwinesuccess:

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

Madison, laugh at this with me.

alecxinwonderland:

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cielxbassy:

everydayimfangirlin:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



damn it moon moon not now
life-suxz:

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:


A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.


Luv this

therighteousmantheangelofthelord:

dancing-inthemoonlite:

So today my mom went through my phone, and she gave me a straight face and said we needed to talk. And she showed me this text from my friend.

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And then she tells me that she’d looked up Johnlock smut while I was gone, and thAT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND THEN SHE ASKED ME WHERE I COULD FIND MORE..

GUYS HELP.

I GOT MY MOTHER INTO READING GAY PORN.

“I GOT MY MOTHER READING GAY PORN”

IT’S NOW THE FAMILY GAY PORN